Is Arie getting a 'Good Guy' edit that's covering something dark and mysterious? Can you actually be traumatized by bumper cars? How concussed was Brittany T., and will she sue The Bachelor? Liz and Ross attempt to answer all these questions in this week's episode of My Wife Is In This Room, plus they give advice to a listener about dating the same guy as an acquaintance.

Are you even ready for this many Laurens?! Liz and Ross recap all the limo (and cherry red Mustang) entrances of the Bachelor premiere, give their first impressions of the weak costume showing among the ladies, and their first impressions of the First Impression Rose. They also discuss some updates on Chris Soules' court case and tackle an r/relationships question about sexual rumspringa.